Am I winking or blinking?!

It's actually a trick question: I have no eyes

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ghastly-h-crackers:

So I booted up SW:TOR today, after not having played it in well over a year. It’s weird when you return to an MMO after not having played it in so long. I have all these quests which I don’t remember who gave them to me or where or what the purpose of these quests was in the story line or who I’m supposed to meet. I guess I can pretend I got bonked on the head and have amnesia.
Then I had to redo all my skills because they got turfed and I have no idea what does what anymore. So it’s not even like real amnesia where you at least get to keep your skills.
They’ve also introduced new stuff to the game. There’s these things called Strongholds which I assume are like little Sims houses in the game that you can decorate. I don’t understand why I would want one, at least not from the point of view of my character. I have a ship. It’s a pretty big ship and it has everything I need in it. Here’s the galley, here’s the cargo hold, here’s the tsundere girl who is actually a princess, here is a big wookie who will rip the arms off anyone who threatens me, here is the lovable if somewhat naive farmboy, here is my big bed where the farmboy does my pooper, here’s my locker where I have apparently now imprisoned a wee little Jawa whose sole purpose is to float around on a balloon to assist me in my celebrations. My ship rocks.
Seriously why would I want a house? The only reason I have a house in the real world is because I don’t have a space smuggler’s ship I can fly around the galaxy in. If I ever get one of those then I’m just going to put a sign on my house that says “free house” and let it be someone else’s problem. I suspect if space smuggler ships were commonly available the entire housing market would crash because nobody would want a house, ever.
Welp, off I go to kill bugs. I don’t know why I’m killing bugs, somebody asked  me to kills some a little over a year ago and I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time. I suspect when I return from this quest the guy who gave it to me is going going to say “Jesus fucking Christ, that was over a fucking year ago! We ended up calling an exterminator instead. No you’re not getting your fucking reward.”
But I won’t care. I have a smuggler’s space ship and a big farm boy who likes anal sex.

I would eagerly go into debt for a galaxy-traveling home.

ghastly-h-crackers:

So I booted up SW:TOR today, after not having played it in well over a year. It’s weird when you return to an MMO after not having played it in so long. I have all these quests which I don’t remember who gave them to me or where or what the purpose of these quests was in the story line or who I’m supposed to meet. I guess I can pretend I got bonked on the head and have amnesia.

Then I had to redo all my skills because they got turfed and I have no idea what does what anymore. So it’s not even like real amnesia where you at least get to keep your skills.

They’ve also introduced new stuff to the game. There’s these things called Strongholds which I assume are like little Sims houses in the game that you can decorate. I don’t understand why I would want one, at least not from the point of view of my character. I have a ship. It’s a pretty big ship and it has everything I need in it. Here’s the galley, here’s the cargo hold, here’s the tsundere girl who is actually a princess, here is a big wookie who will rip the arms off anyone who threatens me, here is the lovable if somewhat naive farmboy, here is my big bed where the farmboy does my pooper, here’s my locker where I have apparently now imprisoned a wee little Jawa whose sole purpose is to float around on a balloon to assist me in my celebrations. My ship rocks.

Seriously why would I want a house? The only reason I have a house in the real world is because I don’t have a space smuggler’s ship I can fly around the galaxy in. If I ever get one of those then I’m just going to put a sign on my house that says “free house” and let it be someone else’s problem. I suspect if space smuggler ships were commonly available the entire housing market would crash because nobody would want a house, ever.

Welp, off I go to kill bugs. I don’t know why I’m killing bugs, somebody asked  me to kills some a little over a year ago and I guess it seemed like a good idea at the time. I suspect when I return from this quest the guy who gave it to me is going going to say “Jesus fucking Christ, that was over a fucking year ago! We ended up calling an exterminator instead. No you’re not getting your fucking reward.”

But I won’t care. I have a smuggler’s space ship and a big farm boy who likes anal sex.

I would eagerly go into debt for a galaxy-traveling home.

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sirkowski:

andthatsterrible:

I’m… pretty sure she’ll get gored? This isn’t really that complex man.

Eva?

Eva in her younger days before she had a hanger-on to throw at irritating problems not unlike a hand-tossed explosive.

sirkowski:

andthatsterrible:

I’m… pretty sure she’ll get gored? This isn’t really that complex man.

Eva?

Eva in her younger days before she had a hanger-on to throw at irritating problems not unlike a hand-tossed explosive.

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kokido:

Tempted to do a walk cycle with Cal next for the giant boob swishing.  Thoughts?

I’d like to see it. Animated boobs are a treasure, and treasure chests just add to the wealth.